Get In Loser, We’re Going to Texas

After leaving this strenuous semester with plenty of low test scores and countless failed talking stages, the Aggie community certainly deserves a three-month sabbatical. Fortunately for us Texans, a lengthy stretch of hot, sunny weather is just on the horizon. With muggy May finally coming to a close, it's time to take those summer vacation plans off Snapchat and onto I-35;  when it comes to U.S. destinations, don't mess with Texas. Our Lone Star State is home to 10 major US cities, with the total area divided into seven regions each containing its own unique climate and attractions. Despite the average tourist population tripling that of the state (72 million in 2019), there are still numerous ways to enjoy an in-state vacation all without draining your savings account. This summer, our powerhouse of a state deserves to be appreciated by those native to it; As the saying goes, “Texans ain’t Texans if they aren't willing to boast about the state they call home”. 

Austin 

Weird trips are an Austin specialty. Whether you're trying to find a trendy Instagram spot, like on South Congress, or hungry for some barbeque at The Salt Lick (and are willing to wait 2 hours), you can find it here. With underground springs feeding the pool and an average temperature of 70 degrees, it's ideal for year-round swimming, attracting people of all ages each year. When you're ready to dry off, head to Zilker Park for Blues on the Green with Austin City Limits Radio. Austin, the nation's live music capital, hosts a series of free summertime concerts once a month from May to August, featuring performances from mainstays in the city’s music scene. With Austin City Limit tickets dropping recently, Blues on the Green is an excellent opportunity to enjoy free live music in Zilker Park. For those interested in life outside of the congested city, Commons Ford Ranch Park is an enjoyable way to decompress with its walking trails, picnic spots, and fishing alongside the beautiful Colorado River. 

San Antonio

The Riverwalk in San Antonio offers inexpensive and convenient shopping, sightseeing, dining, and entertainment. This fifteen-mile waterway is situated behind the famed Alamo historical landmark and is an excellent way to navigate the city, both on and off the water. Throughout the summer, the Riverwalk hosts a series of artisan markets selling jewelry, clothing, fresh food, and other handcrafted items. The Fourth of July artisan fair, in particular, runs from June 30th to July 3rd. When looking for another spot to explore, La Cantera is perfect for authentic San Antonio shopping and eatery. The Tiny Cantina sells to-go beer and wine for a walk around the shopping center as well as Carlo’s bakery for something sweet. 

Wimberley

For those looking for the whimsy of Marfa without the traffic congestion of Austin, look no further than a tiny village found twenty minutes away from San Marcos. Located in the heart of the Texas Hill Country, any drive to Wimberley, whether that be through Ranch Road 12 or the Devil’s Backbone, can be scenic and peaceful. Additionally, the lack of residents makes it worth relaxing into a slow, country road mode. For anyone unaware, Wimberley is for the eclectic and those who never grew out of their Stevie Nicks phase. Once in town, you'll find a wide array of shops and restaurants that fit this very niche. Speaking of, Wimberley Whimsical is a quaint store along the shopping strip which sells anything from fantasy garden accessories to handmade jewelry. Further down the strip lies the landmark boutique Wall Street Western which is covered top to bottom with various vintage and handmade pieces for any cowboy to savor. If you do happen to find yourself here this summer, don't forget to introduce yourself to her two blind cats, who can always be found sleeping behind the boot wall. 

The Coast

One of the simplest and cheapest vacations is a day trip to the beach; Luckily, the Texas coast spans nearly 400 miles of open Gulf shoreline, relatively accessible to anyone within the state. Port Aransas, easily the most popular coastal destination, is located on Mustang Island with open beaches plus parking next to the water and dolphin tours across the island. Further down the road is the lesser-known Whitecap Beach, locally loved for its white sands and perfect for those looking to avoid out-of-state tourists. While driving through Corpus Christi, stop by Reparo Taquito for delicious and authentic coastal Mexican food. 

Houston

Known for its spacewalks and Friday Night Lights, Houston is filled with plenty of vibrant attractions, thriving culture, and good cuisine. At the heart of the Central Business District lies Discovery Green Park, a joint venture between the city of Houston and the non-profit Discovery Green Conservancy. This 12-acre park features dog trails, mini golf, and numerous art exhibitions. For a little pick-me-up during the day, the park provides refreshments like Grizzaffi Coffee and The Grove for a modern and chic atmosphere. Discovery Green also offers free fitness until early July and an open-air market called Flea by Night, selling repurposed goods supplied by locals and small vendors. For those looking for live entertainment, the park also holds a family movie night with food, beer, and wine sold by local businesses. In addition, the city of Houston hosts an annual Pride Parade free of charge, featuring DJs, drag queens, and dessert. The parade takes place on June 24th downtown at Houston City Hall and will not feature a festival this year due to post-pandemic issues. Nevertheless, you can look forward to a Pride Market held on June 4th. 

Dallas 

If you travel anywhere in Dallas, you're expecting confusing highways, a giant stadium, and full cowboy glam; and you won't be disappointed (although Fort Worth does Western culture better). This modern metropolis is the cultural and commercial hub of Texas, featuring a plethora of inexpensive and entertaining activities. The Dallas Arboretum and Botanical Gardens, located on the shore of White Rock Lake, contains over a dozen named gardens to explore. Luckily, admission is less than $20 provided you reserve tickets prior to arrival. This past April, the gardens began hosting their annual Cool Thursdays Concert series in which cover bands from across the country perform their niche. Guests are encouraged to bring chairs, coolers, and refreshments but food trucks and to-go margarita bars will be available. Notably, the June 1st appearance will feature Dancing Dream, an ABBA tribute, and on June 21st the Windbreakers will perform the “ultimate yacht rock experience”. For those looking for an extra history lesson, Dallas is an obvious must-see. Following along the now infamous motorcade route, guests are able to experience the JFK memorial tour in the exact location of his assassination. Guests are taken through Dealey Plaza, the grassy null, and the JFK Museum while all historical information is detailed through a tour guide who chronologizes the events in late fall of 1963 as well as any conspiracy theories. 

Considering its size, planning a trip anywhere in Texas can be daunting. Once a city is chosen, the opportunities for beating that summer heat are endless and you can finally complete that long-forgotten bucket list – Time to hit the road! 


Written by Catherine White, Photographer: Tyler Pfeil, Social Media: Sara Hartung